Tom: C
Intro
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C F
Oh I was thinking I couldn't do better
G C
Than this girl who stuck gum straight on the leather
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Of this disgusting & expensive sofa
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Didn't even try to hide it
It wasn't like this at the wedding
Light years before heavy drinking
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged
Underneath the table
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But I could be pleasingly shiny
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Not teasing her with shyness
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Not sat with the skeletons at the bar
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& I could draw a perfect line
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Half this town call me Caroline
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Say baby what is yours is mine
Was even thinking that I couldn't do better
Than the woman at Whitechapel Welfare Center
Who signs me on every other week
& thank god she never speaks to me
It wasn't like this at the wedding
Light years before heavy drinking
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged
Underneath the table
But I could be pleasingly shiny
Not teasing her with shyness
Not sad with the skeletons at the bar
& I could draw a perfect line
Half this town call me Caroline
Say baby what is yours is mine
C F
So I said bye bye bubble belly
G C
Bubble belly bye bye
C F
Bye bye bubble belly
G C
Bubble belly bye bye
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bubble belly
Bubble belly bye bye
