Tom: D D E Bm A D If I punched myself every time I dreamt about us, well, then I’d be dead. D E Bm A D G D A G A D G A It’s funny you should mention that subject. Oh the thought of punching you instead. Get out of my head. D F#m G “I don’t know how many times I’ve told you. Is it the sound of ‘NO’ that you don’t quite understand?” A Em I don’t know… Well, actually, I think so. Bm A G Bm A G Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own. D Am7 G Em I cried myself to sleep last night. Cause you turned me down on my birthday night. D Am7 G All the boys were there and I watched them stare with glee. A Em A Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree. F#m G A particularly bad time to be me. INSTRUMENTAL: D F#m G A D Am7 G Em I cried myself to sleep last night: A bouncer turned me down at an oldies night. D Am7 G A forty minute queue. The passport wouldn’t do. That was it as far as I was concerned… A Em Concerned with you. Oh now what can I do? A Em Why don’t you come back home with me and let’s make a minor mistake. A F#m G It’s true what they say: A little bit of bad luck in your love life can educate. Bm A G Bm A G Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own. A Em A Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree. F#m G A particularly bad time to be me.