I remember when I first realised why I’d do anything for you. Like if you needed something reached, that I couldn’t reach, I’d unravel my favourite jumper just to make a lasso. And like when you said that you loved the songs of the Pet Shop Boys, But hate the way they sound, So I played them all out for you on just guitar and kazoo. And whether we’re in Paris or the midlands I overdo it every time, Like a tv chef adding too much seasoning. But at first I tried to keep it to myself what I’d found, But now I’m wearing my sandwich board around town With my name and your name inside a heart shape, And though I don’t get work anymore, I don’t care. Cause I’ve found a girl I can’t ignore. I remember the first time I realised what first I’d lied to you, About what books I’d read and DVDs I owned Just to make me seem more like you, And worth hanging on to. But now we call it coincidence, That all the books that I’d actually read All had a film version that I’d seen before I knew there was a book around. That time that I’m with you, That I just can’t hide the sound, Of my heart beating louder than a ghetto blaster But at first I tried to keep it to myself what I’d found, But now I’m wearing my sandwich board around town With my name and your name inside a heart shape, And though I don’t get work anymore, I don’t care. Cause I’ve found a girl I can’t ignore anymore.