The Ballad Of Tossed Salad

Is this the house of blues or what?

As we gets all my long, all day long, sweet perks
Sweet perks, oh my love
And I don't wanna be in the moment now
Cause I don't know what we're playing

(Who want's some pair of sunglasses, huh?)

That guy bowled a spare
Hell of a shot!
He wandered in just to bowl
He didn't know there was a concert
He didn't know there was a legendary rock band

He's gonna be embarrassed
When his grandkids find out
That he didn't even
Paid attention to the band