Tom: Ebm Bb Ab Bb Ab Devils, evangelicals, they puppet my eye Bb Ab Bb Ab He is the creepiest guy in the sky. Bb Ab Bb Ab Re-runs on the radio, the DJ is wrong Bb Ab Bb Ab He’s just a preacher who pushed play on this song. Bb Ab x2 Bb Ab x8 B Db Bb I can’t live on a farm forever, B Db Please just tell them I’m gone, Ebm Bb B But not until tomorrow, Db Bb when I’ve made it out somehow. B Bb Can I pray for you, ‘ma—? Bb Ab x4 Bb Ab Bb Ab Police they get in their face Bb Ab Bb Ab Officer down on the scene Bb Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab ‘Calling all cars we have an officer down, I repeat…’ E Bb Ab F# Best repeat what is not true E Ebm Fm Db Watch my neighbor E Bb Ab F# We wont tell them what to do E Ebm Fm Db Aaaahhhhhh E Bb Ab F# Can you rescue me, everybody wants what they can’t see E Ebm Fm Db Aaaahhhhhh E Bb Ab F# E Ebm Fm Db Yes I want it for me, but I want it for you, too. aaah. Bb Ab x21 Bb Ab Bb Ab Come meet the ventriloquist who puppets my eye, Bb Ab Bb Ab He is the creepiest guy in the sky Bb Ab Bb Ab Everybody loves him and he kisses your hand Bb Ab Bb Ab He likes to pretend that he sings in a band. Bb Ab – Okaay. Bb Ab Bb Ab Please don’t take the pain Bb Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab It’s running all down on your face… ehh.. Bb Ab Bb Ab “Don’t miss the show, okay?” “-Ah, I can’t have time” Bb Ab x4 F# Ab F I can’t live on the farm forever F# Ab We live too far away F From everything, B Db Bbm I pray for some things to change, B Your mother is a murderer, Db Bbm Trust me I know. B Db Bb ‘…Shit, I got excited, oh-oh’ Bb Ab Bb Ab Can’t beat them it’s so hard Bb Ab Bb Ab Wanna meet them in my prime.