Tom: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am E [Verse 1] Dm Am Dm Am The gigolo, the gigolo is charging twice the price Dm Am Dm Am To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice Dm Am Dm Am He pleads for mercy, God says no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low [Verse 2] Dm Am Dm Am The old lady's savings time do erode Dm Am Dm Am She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes Dm Am Dm Am She pleads for mercy, God says no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low [Verse 3] Dm Am Dm Am The body snatcher's got no bodies to sell Dm Am Dm Am It leads him, it leads him to a life of hell Dm Am Dm Am He pleads for mercy, God says no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low [Verse 4] Dm Am Dm Am Well, the gigolo dies at the age of fourty-three Dm Am Dm Am Of a muscle wasting disease Dm Am Dm Am Pleads for mercy, God says no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low [Verse 5] Dm Am Dm Am And the body snatcher dies at an early age Dm Am Dm Am And the old lady's pneumonia did rage Dm Am Dm Am Pleaded for mercy, God said no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low [Verse 6] Dm Am Dm Am And the priest died of syphilis, he died in pain Dm Am Dm Am He went to God, he tried to explain Dm Am Dm Am He pleaded for mercy, God said no E E Am Am Swing 'em high, swing 'em low E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E Am Am Swing 'em high (swing 'em high), swing 'em low (swing 'em low) E E E E Swing 'em high (high), high (high), high (high), high (high) E E E E High (high), high (high), hiiigh Dm Swing 'em low [Outro] Am Dm Am E E Am E Am