Tom: C C F C [Verse 1] C I murdered Mary With my stiletto heel C I thrust it through her heart and laughed as she did squeal F I murdered Joseph in exactly the same way C And after they buried Joseph G C I pissed upon his grave C Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... [Verse 2] C I murdered the disciplesin a frenzied knife attack C I sneaked up behind them and I stabbed them in the back F I murdered John the Baptist in exactly the same way C And after they buried John the Baptist G C I pissed upon his grave C Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... [Verse 3] C And then I went up to Heaven St Peter let me in C I stabbed St Peter as he forgave me for my sins F I murdered the Good Shepherd in exactly the same way C And after they buried the Good Shepherd G C I pissed upon his grave C Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... [Verse 4] C And then I went to God I went to Number One C I murdered God and God, it was fun F I murdered God in exactly the same way C And after they buried God G C I pissed upon his grave C Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... [Verse 5] C And then I went down to Hell where Satan was my friend C But then Satan too came to a sticky end F I murdered Satan in exactly the same way C And after they buried Satan G C I pissed upon his grave [Outro] F C F G I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave F C F G I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave F C F G I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave F C F G C I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave