We're going to the park today Going to the park We're going to the park today We're going to the park We're going off to the park today It's a sunny day I might catch that virus The price I have to pay We're off to the seaside It's busy on the front I might catch that virus There's fish and chips for lunch We're off to the river There's people all around I might catch that virus But for fresh air we are bound When I'm off to the countryside Stay the fuck at home Otherwise the death rattle You might moan