Tom: C C When I’m tired of all the murder And I’m tired of all the rape G And all the little children Whose necks I do break [Chorus] C That’s when I satisfy What I hold most dear G7 I kick a little baby Or maybe an old lady C7 I'll kick a little baby down the stairs [Verse 2] Am Sneak up behind them Dm Like a hunter stalks his pray Am Kick 'em down the stairs Dm G7 And go hip-hip-hip hurray N.C. Hurray, hurray, hurray [Verse 3] C When I’m tired of deflowering Vestal virgin nuns G And sticking red hot pokers Up the local choir boys’ bums [Chorus] C That’s when I satisfy What I hold most dear G7 I kick a little baby Or maybe an old lady C Am I kick a little baby down the stairs [Verse 4] Dm I like to hear their little bones Crack Am And their heads upon the stairway Dm Going thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack Thwack [Verse 5] C Well, you might think I’m sick G7 You might think I’m ill That I should be locked up And given lots of pills C But frankly, frankly I don’t care [Outro] G7 I’ll kick a little baby or maybe an old lady C I’ll kick a little baby down the stairs, oh yeah