You must not swallow toilet cleaner Covid-19 it’s getting meaner Kills a virus sends it to hell But it will kill you as well Don’t swallow bleach You I beseech Send you straight down to hell You know that bleach won’t go down well Whose crazy idea was that? They must be full, full of crap On that bottle it says don’t swallow Don’t be stupid, don’t be hollow Swallow bleach someone does teach Don’t follow them I beseech You’ll need your stomach to be pumped It might put you off your lunch Don’t be stupid, don’t be a lump Someone on you bullshit has dumped Don’t swallow bleach You I beseech