Tom: D D G D I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails A And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed D G D I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross A D The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss [Chrous] D I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails. [Verse 2] D G D I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes A I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved D G D I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp A D I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp [Chrous] D I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails. [Verse 3] D You see that crown of thorns upon his head? G D Well that was my idea A I think I might be going to hell D Oh dear! [Chrous] D I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, G D banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, A D banging in the nails.