Cold and broke all three were starving But says me still full of fun Let the now unlovely Lulu Walk the street of Albion On the first and last occasion Lulu agreed to play the whore Her first John said let’s get filthy Lu said, Chez Moi, je fais l’amour Her first John was Mr Hopkins A fine upstanding Christian man He spent so much time saving souls Lulu’s relief’s at hand Her second John claimed he was a prince But no money was at hand And when she tried to kick him out Her husband he did slam Her third John was a lecturer Of noble philosophy Had never been in a woman Imparted in her his seed Fourth John dare we say it Fourth John O world take note Fourth John how shall we play it Fourth John made a joke Ha ha ha ha ha