Tom: Gm G Bb D C [Verse 1] G Bb D C We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are-- G Bb D C hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and G Bb D C Down at the market, there's a New Age mother having heart attacks and G Bb D C Down at the market, there's a "batch infested and covered in blood and rough" G Bb D C x2 G Bb D F G Eb D C [Verse 2] G Bb D C We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are-- G Bb D C hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and G Bb D C Down the b-b-b-b-bank, there's a business man always giving out handjobs and G Bb D C Down at the b-b-b-b-bank, there are billions of dollars covered in Teflon, yeah [Chorus] G G G Raid on Mobile, Exxon, Eb Eb run up the cost of the fight with the rakes, D Eb D And we left every trace of the kids with the tanks. G G G Raid on Mobile, Exxon, Eb Eb Kiss every mouth of the dauntless elite, D Eb D settle down with a man who is wise and discreet. [Verse 3] G Bb D C We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are-- G Bb D C hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and G Bb D C And yes, wielding a pie pie pie is an unfit worker in an unfit uniform, yeah G Bb D C And yes, wielding a pie pie pie is "our weapon against, you Sir" [Chorus] G G G Raid on Mobile, Exxon, Eb Eb run up the cost of the fight with the rakes, D Eb D And we left every trace of the kids with the tanks. G G G Raid on Mobile, Exxon, Eb Eb Kiss every mouth of the dauntless elite, D Eb D settle down with a man who is wise and discreet.