Tom: Em G B7 You got caught up in U-locks, played chicken with bike cops, Em C C7 danced badly with employees at hotel picket lines. G B7 Stole copies from Kinko's, spray painted the windows, Em C C7 and slept on the floor for a year. G B7 Then they got you on charges of assaulting an officer, Em C C7 interfering with a “protector of the peace”, G B7 disorderly conduct, harassment, and trespassing; Em C we panicked, and now you're locked in a jail cell alone. [Chorus] G Em Am C But don't ever get lonely. You've got friends G Em Am C In most places, you got friends (x4)