Read the room, feel the gloom It's no time for levity Keep your head down go about your business Carefully, with brevity Say something funny like: We can't love like this I know, I'm sorry, it's funny But funny's not what you want No funny's not what you want But funny is all that I have left Hesitate don't take the bait It's safer in your mind (No cheap one liners) Act a clown and get a frown It's just what you deserve You never learn Do something stupid like Michael Scott would do (Comedic pause and then that's what she said) But funny's not what you want No funny's not what you want But funny is all that I have left 'Cause funny's not what you want No funny's not what you want But funny is all that I have left