Tom: Bm F# E A Bm G Em A# F#5 E|2---0---0---2---3---0---1---X-| B|2---0---2---3---0---0---1---X-| G|3---1---2---4---0---0---2---X-| D|4---2---2---4---0---2---3---4-| A|4---2---0---2---2---2---3---4-| E|2---0---X---X---3---0---1---2-| 1 1 1 1 1 1 6 1 [Intro] Bm G F# Em F# [Verse 1] Bm Boris, meet your maker! Bm Ahh, I'll tell you later G F# It seems this scene has us careening down an elevator Bm Must have been dreaming to think we’d make a clean escape G F# I doubt that one machine here could make it past a regulator [Verse 2] Bm Swear we never had this many levels Bm Where's the excavator? G F# What's so scary ’bout a library and a record player? Em Thought I'd find the angel in a basement more dilapidated F# This is kinda tasteful F# Alice, tell me, who's your decorator? [Verse 3] Bm I never make a lady wait Bm I guess you'd say that I'm a player G G Angel wants a date and I would really hate to aggravate her Bm Boris, don't you worry Bm I would never let her separate us G F# Hold it, where'd you go? Damn! F# Guess I'd better go and save him [Verse 4] Bm Alice thinks that hackin’ up my pal is gonna medicate her G F# Fallacy! The treatment this gal would need is an eraser Em Rap against an animator? Em Alice, get back on your paper F# Rhyming on the multiplane F# My lyrics work on several layers [Chorus] Bm If you thought that demons were your problem, right now G F# Well, the Angel’s on the stage so, pipe down Bm If there are secrets that you want to find out G F# Hop on the Ink Machine and ride those pipes down Bm So, you're on the path of the starving artist G But at the heart, well, the art is heartless Em Ever seen a masterpiece get discarded? F# Start and depart for the art of darkness [Verse 5] Bm Out of the deep dark depths below G F# Three ne’er-do-wells will avenge their souls Bm With a spanner and a wrench and a thirst to quench G F# Heigh-ho! It's off to work we go! [Verse 6] Bm Heave-ho! Fisher's coming crawling out the seafoam G F# Givin' you the willies as I’m stepping off my steamboat Em Left here by the gods and beheaded by a rod F# I've some deadly black spots for the clod who left us below! [Verse 7] Bm Should have headed for the breadline G Never ever meddled with a pencil lead and bred lines F# Bm Monkey with a wrench might thunk you in the head Bm Henry, can you see the headlines? F# "Animator dead by an enemy he designed!" [Verse 8] Bm There once was an angel who swallowed a spider G F# It wriggled inside her and out came the Striker Em Who'd have thought your silly little villain for the children F# Would be killing for your heroine? So, let her win or die first! [Chorus] Bm If you thought that demons were your problem, right now G F# Well, the Angel’s on the stage so, pipe down Bm If there are secrets that you want to find out G F# Hop on the Ink Machine and ride those pipes down Bm So, you're on the path of the starving artist G F# But at the heart, well, the art is heartless Em Ever seen a masterpiece get discarded? F# Start and depart for the art of darkness [Verse 9] Bm Well, there's no need to be scared now G F# It's all the fun of the fairground Bm G F# And I would say I'm on fair grounds to take a little revenge now [Verse 10] Bm Everybody's heard of Bertrum Piedmont G F# Because my work retains a certain frisson Em A hurtling free-fall, disturbing demons F# Are out of season, so, must you keep on? [Verse 11] Bm Are you caught in a spin? G F# Bm Well it's a shame that your organs and limbs will be lost in the ink F# Well, it's awfully grim, did you want to be him? Walt's a better man than you've ever been! [Verse 12] Bm It's a downward spiral, time you felt a G F# Little hell-up in the helter-skelter A# Em No help or shelter, board the ride F# Don't you know you've gotta be this tall to die? [Verse 13] Bm So, sing along to the bouncing ball G F# Wave your flags and renounce these halls Bm You may have been sacked from this pantomime G F# But a pal of mine wants you recalled [Verse 14] Bm So, march along to the count of four G F# Astound at the scoundrel crowd you've drawn Em Left stranded and damned to this mangled form F# To abandon us here was an act of war [Verse 15] Bm It's laughable to think you'll bring back the norm G F#5 We've ink but no malpractice forms [Verse 16] Bm But Henry, you never gave a crap before! G F# 'Til we trapped you down 'neath the factory floor [Verse 17] Bm Clap along to the rapturous score G F# Three rounds down and back for more Em To find the keys in Chapter Four F# Remind me, where've you heard that before? [Chorus] Bm If you thought that demons were your problem, right now G F# Well, the Angel’s on the stage so, pipe down Bm If there are secrets that you want to find out G F# Hop on the Ink Machine and ride those pipes down Bm So, you're on the path of the starving artist G F# But at the heart, well, the art is heartless Em Ever seen a masterpiece get discarded? F# Start and depart for the art of darkness [Verse 18] Bm I dropped in from the top and now, I've got to block the G F# Monsters popping off Nosferatu's rostrum Bm Preposterous! That after all this my Oscars will be posthumous G F# I lived for my work but I'd die to stop them [Verse 19] Bm Stationery should be stationary, shouldn't talk back G F# I need a shrink, I'm on the brink, the ink has fought back Em Thought that the apocalypse was supposed to live on horseback F# Screw that! Deliverance was hidden in the Rorschach [Outro] N.C. That's all folks! Keep dreaming!