Tom: G G Em D C G [Verse] Em Sunday morning with the New York Times D The sun is shining in my penthouse suite C My lady love laid down some lines G They reach from Culver Beach to Easy Street [Verse] Em Before the mirror you apply your cream D Cosmetic secrets of eternal youth C There's something the matter, it's just a bad dream Em G I know you'd leave me if you knew the truth [Chorus] Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G Only the stars mean anything to you Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C Am I'm already that far away from you [Bridge] Em Am We lead such a sweet existence Em Am But I'm reaching out to you in vain Em You're disappearing in the distance D C G Of this alien terrain [Chorus] Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G Only the stars mean anything to you Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C I'm already that far away from you [Instrumental] Am Em Am Em D C G [Verse] Em Monday night, another day goes by D Your voice keeps telling me that life is sweet C I watch your star flash into the sky Em G Crash down to earth again on Easy Street [Chorus] Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G Only the stars mean anything to you Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G I'm already that far away from you [Chorus] Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G Only the stars mean anything to you Em I might as well be on Mars Em I might as well be on Mars D C G I'm already that far away from you