Tom: G
G
I knew a fella back in 1998
D
Wasn’t real bright but he had a lot of nerve
G C
Drank like a fish and he had a special place
G D G
In the bottom of the learning curve
G
He had ten bills when he left his parents house
D
Frothin’ at the mouth and a’shootin from the hip
G C
He’d giv’er for a week and recover for a day
G D G
Counted change with a busted lip
[Chorus]
C G C G C G D G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
C G C G C G D G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
[Verse]
G
He had enough left to buy some cream
D
To settle all the itchin’ where the sun don’t shine
G C
He looked like a 50 pound sack of potatoes
G D G
All hungover in the food bank line
[Chorus]
C G C G C G D G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
C G C G C G D G
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
[Solo]
A G
[Verse]
A
Doin’ lines on the dash of mama’s Silverado
E
With a piss-stained, rolled up drinking fine
A D
The keys are in the truck, and the truck’s the harbour
A E A
With a Colt 45 and daddy’s moonshine
[Chorus]
D A D A D A E A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
D A D A D A E A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
D A D A D A E A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
D A D A D A E A
The Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk, Dirtiest Drunk in the History of Liquor
