Tom: G E D A E D A E Learn to love me assemble the ways Now today tomorrow and always My only weakness is a listed crime My only weakness is well nevermind nevermind C D G CHORUS: G C Am C D G C Am C D G Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over G C Am G C Am Shoplifters of the world hand it over, hand it over, hand it over E D A E D A E Learn to love me assemble the ways Now today tomorrow and always E D A E My only weakness is a list of crimes E C D G but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4 CHORUS then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ... Solo e|-----------------------------|----------------------------| B|---7/8--7--------------------|--7/8--7-----------------8--| G|-----------9--7-----7--9-----|----------9--7-----7--9-----| D|-----------------9--------7--|----------------9-----------| A|-----------------------------|----------------------------| E|-----------------------------|----------------------------| e-10/12--10-------------------|---------------------------| B-7/-8---7---8--7-----7-7B|----|-7/8--7--8--7-----7-7B|-----| G|------------9--7--7--7-7B|--9-|---------9--7--7--7-7B|--7--| D|------------------9--------7-|---------------9-----------| A|-----------------------------|---------------------------| E|-----------------------------|---------------------------| e|--8-----8B|---| B|--10----10B--| G|-------------| CHORUS (alternate words): G C Am A heartless hand on my shoulder a push and it's over G C Am alabaster crashes down, six months is a long time G C Am G C Am tried living in the real world, instead of a shell but before I began G C Am C D G I was bored before I even began Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X) Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.