Tom: Am
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G Em Am
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C
Ba dum, ba dum, ba
[Verse 1]
Am
In a larval stage
D
Drinking a minimum wage
G F Em F
I fell in with a girl so vastly superior
G F G
She wore mardi gras beads in her hair
[Chorus]
F G C G F
And I just can't get her out of my bed
G C G F G
Wish I'd gone with her sister instead
C E
Love life imploded
Am F
My dice were all loaded
C G F
I can't get her out of my bed
[Bridge]
Em Am Em Am
I know, if she gave a fuck then it would show
Dm G
And she wouldn’t have me stabbing other boys
Dm G
Like it’s just a bit of sweetness she enjoys
[Break]
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G Em Am
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C
Ba dum, ba dum, ba
[Verse 3]
Am
Devil’s daughter
Am D
So much for Simon’s fifty ways
D G F Em F
What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior?
G F G
No come-along will pull me away
[Chorus]
F G C G F
And I just can’t get her out of my bed
G C G F G
Should've mainlined saltpeter instead
C E Am F
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
C G F
Can’t kick her out of my bed
[Bridge]
Em Am
Hold on, maybe this girl is alright
Em Am
Just wants the benefit of a modern love life
Dm C
I don’t know the difference anymore
F G
I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form
Dm C
Don’t mention boundaries on the phone
F G
They slide and glide on out the door
[Chorus]
C G F G
And I can’t get her out of my bed
C G F
Can’t get her out of my bed
C E Am F
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted
C G F C
Can’t get her out of my bed
[Bridge]
Em
Slow down
Am Em Am
I don’t know what I’m hoping for
Dm G
So silently I’m opening the latch
Dm G
I swear she’ll be the last one I dispatch
[Outro]
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G Em Am
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G Em Am
Ba dum, ba dum, ba da da da da
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G Em Am
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C F
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum
Dm G C
Ba dum, ba dum, ba
