I suck on biro 
The office party is in three weeks time 
What shall I wear? 
Wet-look in my hair? 
I just killed my new boss 
I shut that cock up with a rock 
Non-stop in his face 
Look around you dear, nothing is there 

I suck on biro 
Stuck in a chair 
Where I stare at a square 
And answer a phone 
I'm thinking of deer 
Sculpting and making and being and freezing... 
A deer 
The phones on my ear 
Look around you dear, nothing is there 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next... 

I suck on a biro 
And taste the black ink 
And it tints all my spit green and black 
My jaw goes all slack 
Well what do you know 
It's time to go 
Go back home 
It was so so so so 
So good today 
Look around you dear, nothing is there 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next 
Do you detect what's coming next