Reading my paper in Roy's cafe The old guy next to me is loud as day Rambled and rambled while eating his pie He dropped his wallet, now its mine Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is Don't bother none Won't help at all to worry about it Picked up the wallet and slipped out side Walked around and walked around and walked around town I found my nerve and a good place to hide Only to find no cash inside Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is Don't bother none Won't help at all to worry about it I got thirsty so I went to a bar Met a little darling with the face of a star In the morning woke up to find She stole my car along with my heart Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is Don't bother none Won't help at all to worry about it Wish she'd give me back my heart Oh, well I guess that's just the way that it is Don't bother none Won't help at all to worry about it