Tom: A A Please, may I leave the table? I don't think that I'll be able To swallow your family values Again today F# Because a giant squid He stole my wife and kid Full story and pix Ten pence off your Weetabix B Yeah Sometimes this world just F# Drives you crazy, lately E B Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes A E Run the exhaust back inside E A Close the window and take a ride A E I've got a place to go B E There's nowhere to hide on Suicide Drive ( D A ) A Drive as fast as you can I speed therefore I am And no one can tell me Better when I'm high F# But the earth's full of holes And outer space is closed It's mine and I'll wash it, as fast As I like it while I've got it B Yeah Sometimes this world just F# Drives you crazy, lately E B Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes A E Run the exhaust back inside E A Close the window and take a ride A E I've got a place to go, nowhere B E To hide on Suicide Drive D A Mile after mile A Super-duper, mega-hyper Choca-blocka aisles A E F# Where do we go from here? B Sometimes this world just F# Drives you crazy, lately E B Yeah and the smoke gets in your eyes A E Run the exhaust back inside E A Close the window and take a ride A E I've got a place to go, nowhere B E To hide on Suicide Drive [Final] D A