The Rutles

Fluff On The Needle

The Rutles


Fluff on the needle 
Fluff on the needle 

Took my baby home last night, turned the lights down low 
Put my most romantic album on the stereo 
I moved a little closer sayin' "honey dig this sound" 
But she just grabbed her coat and hat and said 
"See you around!" 

Fluff on the needle 
It's a teenager's curse 
Fluff on the needle 
I hope it don't get worse 
Fluff on the needle 
It's a teenager's curse 
Fluff on the needle 
an' I hope it don't get worse 

Oh, no! 

Sometimes I feel I just can't win 
(fluff on the needle) 
Let the head transplant begin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Electric soup can opener tin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Banana strip light neon skin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Silly talcum powder grin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Extra garment fitted thin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Double mirror two-way chin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Siamese complaining twin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Diesel finger fish and gin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Legs eleven next of kin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Drinking safety chocolate pin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Dizzy effervescent spin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Multi-story vitamin 
(fluff on the needle) 
Can't get out or get back in 
(fluff on the needle) 
Like a plastic aspirin 
(fluff on the needle) 
There's no tellin' where I've been 
(fluff on the needle..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......) 

Fluff on the needle 
It's a teenager's curse 
Fluff on the needle 
I hope it don't get worse 
Fluff on the needle 
It's a teenager's curse 
Fluff on the needle 
I hope it don't get worse 

Fluff on the needle 
Fluff on the needle 

I'm sorry 
I'll get a new stylus 
I won't let you down 
I never knew you took dust seriously...