Hooray - I hate this room and this parade Your plastic tassels are frayed Fluorescents lost the novelty Hooray - I don't hate this room today Your warm bodies make me safe Hand-me-down comfort items I remember when great grandma died You tried to make me touch her face This place smells like dinner mints The lights are way too bright Coffee breath and baby powder I've never seen this many insects in one place With long, long faces