Tom: E
E D A E
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
E D A E
I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith
E D A E
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
E D A E
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
E D A E
Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
E D A E
Killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
E D A
I rode a tank held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkrieg
E
Raged and the bodies stank
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
E D
I watched the glee while your kings
A E
And queens fought forten decades for the Gods they made
E D
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's?"
A E
When after all it was you and me
E D A E
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
E D A E
And I lay traps for troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
[Solo] E D A E
E D A E
E D A E
E D A E
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
E D A E
Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saints
E D A E
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need of some restraint
E D A E
So if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste
E D A E
Use all your well learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste
B7 E
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
B7 E
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
[Final] E D A E
E D A E
E D A E
E D A E
