Tom: F E B Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone E Way back to New York City B Where you do belong A Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses E Legs wrapped around me tight B If I ever get back to Fun City, girl A E I'm gonna make you scream all night E B Honey, honey, call me on the telephone E I know you're movin' out to Hollywood B With your can of tasty foam A All those beat up friends of mine E Got to get you in their books B And lead guitars and movie stars B E Get their toes beneath your hook B A E Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star E Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's B Now that's what I call obscene E Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute B I bet you keep your pussy clean A Honey, I miss your two tone kisses E Legs wrapped around me tight B If I ever get back to New York, girl A E Gonna make you scream all night B A E Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star B Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are (break) E Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you B For givin' head to Steve McQueen E Yeah, you and me we made a pretty pair B Fallin' through the silver screen A Honey, I'm open to anythin' E I don't know where to draw the line B Yeah, I'm makin' bets that you gonna get A E John Wayne before he dies B A E Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A E B Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A B Yeah, you're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A B Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star A B Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star