Tom: G INTRO: Am C D Em What a drag it is getting old RIFF: Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| VERSE: Em "Kids are different today," I hear every mother say F D Mother needs something today to calm her down G And though she's not really ill C Em7 Am There's a little yellow pill BDA K: Am She goes running for the shelter D7 Of a mother's little helper Em And it helps her on her way Gets her through her busy day Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| VERSE: Em "Things are different today," I hear every mother say F D Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag G So she buys an instant cake C Em7 Am And she burns her frozen steak BDA K: Am And goes running for the shelter D7 Of a mother's little helper Em And two help her on her way Gets her through her busy day Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| CHORUS: Em C Doctor please D Some more of these G Outside the door C She took four more Am C D Em What a drag it is getting old Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| VERSE: Em "Men just aren't the same today" I hear every mother say F D They just don't appreciate that you get tired G They're so hard to satisfy C Em7 Am You can tranquilize your mind BDA K: Am So go running for the shelter D7 Of a mother's little helper Em And for to help you through the night Help to minimize your plight Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| CHORUS: Em C Doctor please D Some more of these G Outside the door C She took four more Am C D Em What a drag it is getting old Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----------------| E|-----------------| VERSE: Em "Life's just much too hard today," I hear every mother say F D The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore G And if you take more of those C Em7 Am You will get an overdose BDA K: Am No more running for the shelter D7 Of a mother's little helper Em They just helped you on your way Through your busy dying day OUTRO: Em E|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--|--2-3-3/5-3-2-3--| B|-----------------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| THEN: D D G G C C C G G HEY!