Toilet Seat Sniffer

Oh toilet seat the glorious throne 
I cannot resist your seducing call 

The dirtier you are the horniest I get 
To sniff that porcelain bursts me into flame 

I am a toilet seat sniffer to the bone 

Oh toilet seat the glorious throne 
I cannot resist your seducing call 

If there has been 300 pounds of meat 
I get so horny I ejaculate prematurely 

I am a toilet seat sniffer with a big nose