Cheers to this and cheers to that, we don't care we just drink Be it whiskey, vodka, cognac or beer, we all shovel it down our throats Anything goes as long it is alcohol Cheers to shit and cheers to wank, we really couldn't care less Our only goal is to get drunk party all year totally fucked up Anything goes as long it is alcohol Straight edge faggots really make us totally sick When you look at life through the bottle you are king Cheers to me and cheers to you now where the fuck is our booze A bottle a day keep the doctor away, the mornig afeter you have the best wank anyway Anything goes as long it is alcohol You cna say that violence is not always the best solution But you can't deny the fact that with alcohol you can solve all the problems