Juice in the motor, Mattress in the back The sun is shining bright We got an empty road ahead Away from Hackney, away from home make sure we got our passports cos it's time to hit the road A walking A to Z, He's been everywhere before - ya wiv me Comparing diesel prices Risky knows the score - ya wiv me Has easily covered a billion miles or more - ya wiv me The master of the motorways The master of the DIY tour So fetch the backline we don't muck about and roll down those windows We got Punk Rock playin' loud Last pint of Magners Last beans on toast Spend my last pound coins When we're gettin' to the coast M2 to Dover the ferry to Calais get through fuckin' customs then we're really on our way No doubt we'll get there wherever we may play Cos Risky's never let us down he always saves the day