Tom: E A [Verse 1] A I wrote a postcard, To you baby 'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately E Bought a twelve pack, kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too A E Got a new crush She's a head rush A D She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun A E A Than your heart that’s as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to E So between me and you, [Chorus] A C# D A I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded E My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear A C# D B Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't as better than my love that you wasted A E A E And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer [Verse 2] A E A D She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny And she sure costs a lot less money A And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door. E I ain't hurtin' no more [Chorus] A C# D A I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded E My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear A C# D B Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't as better than my love that you wasted A E A E And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer [Solo] A C# D A E A (Y'all listen to this right here now...) F#m E D If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home You should know, B7 I'll be super busy, tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg E All night long [Chorus] (one strum) A D Girl if you ever think I wish you were here A If you ever think I wish you were here E A No, I wish you were beer