Tom: D
D Bm G A
Bum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba da
D Bm G A
dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba dum
[Verse]
G A D
I've got pimples on my face
Bm
And grease in my hair
G A
And prickly legs, go ahead and stare
D Bm
An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs
G A
A nice full belly that's filled with food
[Chorus]
G A
Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not
G A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot
[Verse]
D Bm
I don't exercise and I don't read books
G A
So if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look
D Bm
I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel
G A
And I'm not a bitch for stating what is real
[Chorus]
G A
Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not
G A
So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot
[Verse]
D Bm
I bleed once a month
G A
And sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps
D Bm
I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants
G A
And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hand
[Chorus]
G A
Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not
G A
Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not
G A
Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not
G A
Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not
G A
Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not oh-woah-oh-oh
G A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot oh-woah-oh-oh
G A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot oh-woah-oh-oh
G A
I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot
[Outro]
G A
Because I can be brave and I can be bold
G A
No matter what you have to say
D Bm
Oh I fall in love with people once a day
G A
Oh, but if you ask me out, I'm still allowed to say no way
