Tom: F# [Intro] D# D# Hey there, Father I don't wanna bother you But I've got a sin to confess D# I'm just 16 if you know what I mean Do you mind if I take off my dress? F Don't know where to start Let me get to the good parts Might wanna cross up your legs D# I've got envy, I've got greed, anything that you need And I'm not above having to beg B F# A#m D#m There was this boy who tore my heart in two B F# A# D# I had to lay him eight feet underground D# C# G# B All I need is someone to save me D# C# G# B Cause I am goin' down D# C# G# B And what I need is someone to save me D# C# B D# Cause I am goin' down, all the way down D# Well, hey there, Father There is just one other thing I have a simple request D# I hear you know God could you give him a nod in my direction I would be in your debt F Perhaps there is something that we could work out I noticed your breathing is starting to change D# We could go in the back behind all these stacks of bibles And get out of this cage B F# A#m D#m There was this boy who tore my heart in two B F# A# D# I had to lay him eight feet underground D# C# G# B All I need is someone to save me D# C# G# B Cause I am goin' down D# C# G# B And what I need is someone to save me D# C# B D# Cause I am goin' down, all the way down G#m I didn't wanna do it, Father D# But I caught him with another woman in the bed I made him So I put him in a grave G#m And now there's no one left around to get me off D# When I want it to drag G#m The next day on the television they identified him D# By the circumsicion that I made and now I'm on the run G But wait, why did I have to go and kill him Cm When he was the best I'd ever had D# C# G# B All I need is someone to save me D# C# G# B Cause I am goin' down D# C# G# B And what I need is someone to save me D# C# B D# Cause I am goin' down, all the way down D# I'm goin' down D# All the way down