[Eda]
A potential customer!
Step right up, dear
I've got a lot to see here
I'm not sure why you feel fear
I'm wearing lots of makeup
What's your pleasure
I'll match it with my treasure
Please, don't feel any pressure
I only need to eat
Human knick-knacks
Like this click-clack
It makes a silly sound
When I shake it like I'm crazy
Or this caboodle
I think it's used to doodle
Already full of ink
I've found that humans are quite lazy
I have a confession
The Boiling Isles recession
Put me in a depression
My purse is pretty light
But easier for lifting
I've gotten good at thrifting
My attitude is shifting
I appreciate the plight
This stunning, moving sprocket
Could fit in any pocket
The language, I can't clock it
I never have the time
Don't you think I'm charming
Surprisingly disarming
Do you find it alarming
How perfectly I rhyme?
[Luz]
Who are you?
[Eda]
Why, I'm Eda, the Owl Lady
Just as renowned as shady
A powerful witch
Feared but respected
She is not rich
But she is connected
So buy from her store
I'll show you some more
[Luz]
Woah!
[Eda]
Your do is frizzy?
Just gouge it with this gizzy
But gently, you'll get dizzy
If you shake it like you're crazy
Or this
It's like a candle
No fire, but a handle
To ignite give it a dandle
Those humans are so lazy
I'll sell this one for twenty
Don't worry, I've got plenty
This thing is called a fenty
It's grat to use as paint
If you wanna try it
A makeover just buy it
A blemish-I'll defy it
Half off 'cause I'm a saint
I'm Eda, the Owl Lady
Just as renowned as shady
What is your name?
[Luz]
I'm Luz
[Eda]
Shhh, I'm not finished
This key is too tame
I'm not yet diminished
My training's to blame!
I'm Eda, the Owl Lady
And I'm
[Guy]
Busted!
[Eda]
You're gonna have to pay for that!
