Tom: F#m Intro (play twice) : E|--2--------2--4--5--4--0---0--0--1--2-----2--0--2--5--9--7--5--0--------| B|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|-----2---------------------------------2--------------------------------| D|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| A|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| E|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| FILL: E|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| B|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| G|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| D|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| A|E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| E|-----2--4-5-7-5-4---2E|-----------------------------------------|----------| Verse 1 D Dbm7 Oh, to get ahead in this world Bm7 Takes a lot of kind words E And ruthless damning actions D Dbm7 And I hope I never have to hurt you Bm7 E Though I gladly will do my friend Chorus 1 Bm7 E And I'll be reading in the kitchen F#m A Sipping lazy cups of tea, I won't be Bm7 E Brooding in my bedroom with the F#m Shutters down on me Bm7 E And this song is not cathartic F#m A Because I've done nothing wrong Bm7 E F#m It's just a song, it's just a song FILL D Dbm7 Bm7 E Verse 2 D Dbm7 Ah, you see the more you're trying Bm7 The more I know you're lying E The more I start to hate the sight of D Dbm7 you-oo-oo-oo-oo Well tell me what would you do? Bm7 E Pulled by both arms, nearly torn in two Chorus 2 Bm7 E And I'll be reading in the kitchen F#m A Sipping lazy cups of tea, I won't be Bm7 E Crying in my bedroom with the F#m Covers over me Bm7 E And this song is not cathartic F#m A Because I've done nothing wrong Bm7 E F#m It's just a song, it's just a song FILL Break F#m A D Dbm7 E F#m A D Dbm7 E Chorus 3 Bm7 E And I'll be reading in the kitchen F#m A Sipping lazy cups of tea, I won't be Bm7 E Brooding in my bedroom with the F#m Shutters down on me Bm7 E And this song is not cathartic F#m A Because I've done nothing wrong Bm7 E F#m It's just a song, it's just a song Bm7 E F#m It's just a song, it's just a song E|-----------------------------------------| I hope I've done it justice! Kevin O'Brien Watford England December 2007