Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon
Called my man Dwight, just to see what was shakin'
Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty
So check out how we live in the Electric City
They call it Scranton
What?
The electric city
Scranton
What?
The electric city
Lazy Scranton
The electric city
They call it that cause of the electricity
The city's laid out from East to West
Ando our public parks and libraries
Are truly the best
Call poison control if you're bit by a spider
But check that it's covered by your
Health care provider
Plenty of space in the parking lot
But the little cars go in the compact spot
Spot
Spot
Spot
Spot
Snack attack time
Don't lose your head
We like Cugino's for the tasty bread
They call it Scranton
What?
The electric city
Scranton
What?
The electric city
Scranton
What?
The Electric City
Scranton
What?
The electric city
Scranton
What?
Ugh!
