Gallery of thrills! We’re all dying Gallery of thrills! We’re all dying Yes I know You may have traveled The far corners of the universe In search of intelligent life But I’m here to tell you You won’t find That here No! You must keep a move on my friend Come stop on in If you would like to feel A thrill Down your spine! We alive men truly believe they are superior to women We have people who kill animals with military-grade weapons That call themselves hunters and deem it a sport! Ha, that’s right! Right here! I kid you not, it is one bizarre gallery we have here, I assure you Boy we got it all here I wish I could say these were fake creations coming from my carnie mouth But sadly this is all real Right, now this is just the tip of the iceberg here, why don’t you come swing on by Swing on by and see for yourself, the gallery of thrills Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish you martians would just beam me up I would feel more safe in the unknown than what is known here