This is the theme song that'll make you smile It'll make your booty move for a long, long while This is the theme song that'll make you groove So get up you Nuckleheads and bust a move Take off your pants, and learn this dance Its called the Nuckle Shuffle The Nuckle Shuffle is the dance we use To get the women that we often abuse And to the landlords that we can't relate And to the fucking girls who say they don't masturbate Some will say we're pretentious, Some will say they're misguided That's wack-ass shit Nuckle heads united! Well I woke up this morning and looked out the window I saw some lady walk by with pretty colored skin Without marks on their bodies, they put me in a trance So I sat up on my roof and learned me a new dance It's called, it's called the Nuckle Shuffle