This is the theme song that'll make you smile
It'll make your booty move for a long, long while
This is the theme song that'll make you groove
So get up you Nuckleheads and bust a move
Take off your pants, and learn this dance
Its called the Nuckle Shuffle
The Nuckle Shuffle is the dance we use
To get the women that we often abuse
And to the landlords that we can't relate
And to the fucking girls who say they don't masturbate
Some will say we're pretentious,
Some will say they're misguided
That's wack-ass shit
Nuckle heads united!
Well I woke up this morning and looked out the window
I saw some lady walk by with pretty colored skin
Without marks on their bodies, they put me in a trance
So I sat up on my roof and learned me a new dance
It's called, it's called the Nuckle Shuffle
