Tom: C#m A A Ab G F# B7 If I flew you to Honolulu E A I could do you my new tune A A Ab G F# B7 but I've chosen the very lonesome E A I suppose the wholesome thing to do [chours] D B single spoon F#m A half asleep in your hotel room D B F#m A alone and basically up on the moon D B single spoon A F#m are you stupid? don't you know B7 E A that it takes two to do the spoon? [Verse 2] A A Ab G F# B7 now, I should warn ya about California E A they're quick to scorn ya if you fail A A Ab G F# B7 to be the coolest or on the guest list E A and you're not foolish you're just kind of pale [Chorus] D B single spoon F#m A half asleep in your hotel room D B F#m A alone and basically up on the moon D B single spoon A F# are you stupid? don't you know B7 E A Ab G F# that it takes two to do the spoon? [Verse 3] B B Bb A Ab C#7 I'd make a major money wager F# B that you've got your pager by your bed B B Bb A Ab C#7 and I'm sleeping down in the deep end F# B when I could be beeping you instead [Chorus] E C# single spoon G#m B half asleep in your hotel room E C# G#m B alone and basically up on the moon E C# single spoon B are you stupid? G# don't you know C# that it takes two F# B B Bb A Ab to do the spoon? C# yeah it takes two F# B E B to do the spoon A B