I'm a greased up killer with a cool kick start (With a kick, kick, cool kick start) I'm a ton up tiger, you're a teenage tart (I'm a teenage, teenage tart) My pipes are rusty and my brakes are worn Baby, I think I'm gonna say so long I'm a burned out bugger with a rotting gut (With a rotting, rotting gut) Gonna rip that rubber in a raging rut (In a raging, raging rut) My zips are rusty and my drip's run dry Baby, I think I'm gonna say bye-bye I'm a right rank rocker with a rabid riff (With a rabid, rabid riff) Gonna hang that Harley and a-cut my quiff) (With a snip, snip, cut his quiff) My big end's busting and my pump is gone Baby, I think I'm gonna say so long