Calling you in L.A. I think I've found a new career today I'm a pauper At 6 o'clock I am up I put a used tea cup into my cup And cold water I'm busy doing nothing 'cos there's nothing else to do ] And when I finished doing it I'll call you ] (Chorus) I put on my holey blue jeans I toast my bread and warm my No Frills beans In the sunshine I walk around in the park I read a big thick book until it's dark And I feel fine (Chorus) Hey, can you spare one hundred and fifty pounds ] For an expensive album ] Hey, can you lend me your cigarettes, house and car ] For a few decades of fun ] (Middle 8) Calling up from below Can you feel my black nails scratch the soles Of your feet I've made some room for you now Cos I know one day you will fall down And join me (Chorus) (Middle 8)