I fascinate, infatuate Emphatically You're dreary, you're base, deary Your face is weary for me I'm heaven sent, so eloquent And curiously I entertain your tiny brain So spuriously The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set I'm charming, dear, disarming dear You're funny, you're dead, honey But you're always money to me My rhetoric, so magnetic Aesthetically I'll nominate you to abominate Anticipate me (chorus) I captivate, enraptivate Emphatically You're lazy, you're limp, baby Your mind is crazy for me I'm adorable, you're deplorable It's not a lotta fun It's gruesome, but we're a twosome So hey hey hey here we come (chorus)