You state your case with such conviction I wonder if it's fact or fiction You're always ready to say what you think And you sign your name in invisible ink You say that you'd die for what you believe in As long as it follows public opinion You grab the hemlock and take a drink And you sign your will in invisible ink You can laugh all you want Or cry in your beer But I'll never know whether what I hear Is you being you or you being insincere You think that life's a game of stances Made to take your best advantage Just go on living with a nudge and a wink And you'll drown yourself in invisible ink