Warhol had your number Youre 15 seconds in The clock is ticking, the phone is ringing You tell them you have sinned Your Daddy said youre nothing Just wait till he sees Flashing some dude right on the tube Now youre a big celebrity Now everybody wants you, oh yeah. Everybody loves you, oh Lord Turn on the TV and you will see How everybody wants to be rich and famous now Now youre selling papers Now youre on the scene Lose that weight Get into shape Get plastic surgery In and out of rehab Such glamorous debris White trash lady turned high class shady Its me, me, me, me, me Your time is almost over Never lived life off the screen America found its next top model And its not your face they need