I'm gonna live my life slow at a comfortable pace They call me grandad 'cause it's written all over my face My behaviour's controlled No need to make the most of tonight 'cuz we're gonna die old Live fast die old Not that old, 23 Got my life ahead of me What's the point in having fun? I'll do it when I'm 81 My favourite party's when nobody attends (You know) I'm in my pants watching a box set of Friends (For sure) Oh my God.. they're at it again (Yeah) Making my sounds look better again (Double rhyme) Parody is easy see, the words are right in front of me Kesha is the best to do 'Cause her words are already poo I'm gonna live my life slow at a comfortable pace They call me grandad 'cause it's written all over my face My behaviour's controlled No need to make the most of tonight 'cuz we're gonna die old Different song, same old shit Long as it gets Youtube hits MSN after ten You really gonna do that joke again? You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met Kesha When I rap I slur, yes I got a lisp sir Least I'm not rapping half pissed like Kesha Oh my God.. they've done it once more (uh-huh) Making a song that makes me look like a whore Those gorgeous brits, they can't be controlled The party don't start till we get old This is the part where the raps breaks down This is the part where we eat a clown This is the part where the DJ skips This is the part where we show our nips This is the part on a different track where that my dad won't ever come back, but he's back! Shut the FUCK up! He's just an actor.. We're gonna die old Live fast die old Live fast die old Live fast die old (Live fast die old)