Oohoho...oohoho...oohoho..oohoho Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing They were funky china men from funky chinatown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down It's an ancient chineese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing There was funky billy chin and little sammy chung He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they did it with expert timing Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning Make sure you have expert timing Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning