Tom: G
G C
I know a girl called Kris
G C
Who believes in God and Elvis
G C
And I'm an atheist
G C
But we get on fine
G C
I know a girl called Kris
G C
Who's an astral-projectionist
G C
And I want nothing to do with it
G C
But we get on fine
G C
I know a girl called Kris
G C
Who eats celery and parsnips
G C
And I eat fish and chips
G C
But we get on fine
G C
I know a girl called Kris
G C
Who thinks leprechauns exist
G C
And I think that's a load of shit
G C
But we get on fine
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[whistle for 4 bars while playing G C]
D
She's a friend of my sisters
C G C G G C C G
She's a friend of mine
