Tom: D D A G You tell me you don't like the way I comb my hair D A G But there are two of us at this table only one of us doesn't care D A G You're so engrossed in what you read and you're not really there D A G Can tell you all my troubles and all you say is 'yeah, yeah, yeah' D A G x 2 D A G Television's off tonight, I heard somebody cry outside D A G The smells of spring are everywhere getting mixed up with my own D A G Could've sworn I heard you say this house was not your home D A G D A G Medicine cabinet is your only friend, your greatest fear is telephone D A G Here it comes again D G D G [no chords] You look like so many adjectives but what you are is [pause] what I'm not D A G You come round here in a brand new shirt and announce that you're a brand new girl D A G But you stole that line and you probably stole the shirt as well D A G Sometimes I have to wonder why I'd only take an inch and you gave me a mile D A G It's got more to do with stupidity Than it has to do with style D A G Every time you come round here I never know just what you'll wear D A G And I'm sitting here in yesterday's underwear D A G Do you have to try hard to look as though you really couldn't care D A G D A G A friend once told me apathy looks good on her D G D G D G D G You look like so many similes what you are is a cat in sunshine D A G And when you're here I feel like D Day is here D A G All those songs about burning houses are giving me ideas D A G If I hear those words once more I'll pour the petrol on the floor D A G And I'll watch the flames caress your door D G D G D G You look like so many analogies but what you are is a cat in sunshine D G D G D G A cat in sunshine, a canary in a coal mine ah ah