Tom: Bb A# [Verse] G I was runnin' through the summer rain waitin' the evenin' train C To kill that old familiar pain weavin' through my tangled brain F A# When I tipped my bottle back and smacked into a cop I didn't see G That policeman said Mr Cool if you ain't drunk then you're a fool C I said if that's against the law tell me why I never saw F A# No man locked in this jail of yours, wasn't just as lowdown poor as me [Chorus] C And that's just when someone turned out the lights F A# Yes and I wound up in jail to spend the night D# F A# And dream of all the wine and lonely girls in this best of all possible worlds [Verse] G Next morning woke up feelin' like my head was really gone C And like my thick old tongue was lickin' somethin' sick and wrong F A# I said I'd sell my soul for somethin' about wet and cold is this old cell G That kindly jailer looked at me all eaten up with sympathy C Then poured himself another beer and came and whispered in my ear F A# If booze was just a dime a bottle boy you couldn't even buy the smell [Chorus] C I said I knew there was somethin' I liked about this town F A# Oh but it'll take more than that to bring me down D# C F A# Cause there's still a lot of wine and lonely girls in this best of all possible worlds [Verse] G Well they finally came and told me they was gonna set me free C And I'd be leavin' town if I knew what was good for me F A# I said it's nice to learn that everybody's so concerned about my health G But I won't be leavin' no more quicker than I can C And I've enjoyed about as much of this as I can stand F A# And I don't need this town of yours no more than I ever needed nothing else [Chorus] F C Cause there's still a lotta drinks that I ain't drunk F A# Yes and lots of pretty thoughts that I ain't thunk oh yeah D# F There's still a lot of wine and lonely girls F A# In this best of all possible worlds F A# In this best of all possible worlds F D# In this best of all possible worlds